Come on man, get up!
We're under attack! Request back-up!
Radio!
I look forward to spending some time with you, Sagara-san.
Such boldness!
Why don't the two of you just go makeout to your heart's desire?
Should you commit some shameless act on the Captain,
I will tear you limb from limb!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Just a dream...
No, Sagara-san, we shouldn't... Please...
What's all the racket in here?
Chidori!
When did she...
It's not what it looks like! I didn't do a thing!
Yeah, Yeah, you don't have to explain.
Hey, Tessa!
I thought we agreed you wouldn't come into this room.
You broke the rules!
Mmn... I can't eat another bite!
Saying stuff like that in your sleep is SO overdone! Now WAKE UP, will ya?!
Chidori, don't be so rough...
Shut up!
It's YOUR fault too! You left yourself wide open!
I don't mind.
Just go ahead and fire.
Fire what?
A Goddess Comes to Japan (Part 2: The Hot Spring)
It's your last weekend here already.
Let's see, what should we do...
Oh, I already have plans!
I will be spending two days and one night at a hot spring in Okutama.
Kaname-san and her friends are invited as well.
Hot spring?
Yes! You simply can't take a vacation in Japan without visiting a hot spring.
He strongly recommended it.
"He"? You don't mean...
Hi! Good morning, everyone!
Good morning.
I'm Kurz Weber, and I'll be your coordinator!
I'm one of Tessa-chan's dad's students at college.
I hope we can all be good friends, so just call me "Kurz-kun."
Um, excuse me, Kurz-kun...
I never said BOYS could get all buddy-buddy with me.
Sorry about that!
I'm Melissa Mao, a research student at the same college.
It looks like I've already met some of you.
If you have any problems, just ask me, okay?
So...
Why'd it have to end up like THIS?
Three hours cramped in a car with three guys.
It's torture, I tell you!
Yeah, I could say the same thing.
Who does Mao think she is anyway, taking over like this?
Hey, Sousuke! You look awfully relaxed back there.
Mno frovlem.
I feew reraxk ih he compmy of uhher meh...
Don't talk with your mouth full!
No problem.
I feel relaxed in the company of other men.
Well anyway, gentlemen,
we'll be staying at the lodge at the hot spring tonight.
Yeah.
A bunch of young guys and girls are going on a trip to the hot springs.
Do you know what that means?
I dunno...
You don't mean... THAT? Do you?
That's right. THAT.
Hey, would you like some?
No trip to a hot spring is complete without THAT!
Oh, it looks delicious! Thank you!
Oh, I get it!
What about you guys?
So not doing THAT would be rude to the girls!
No thanks. I'm on a diet.
Oh, you are?
You're exactly right, Ono-D!
Come on, you can have just a little bit!
I think we'll get along just fine.
It's that "little bit" she's afraid of.
Me too, Kurz-san!
What peafeful feenery...
Don't talk with your mouth full!
Wow, it's gorgeous!
Yeah, this is a pretty nice view.
Well, it looks like we have some time before dinner.
Hey, Kaname, do you want to go to the open-air bath?
Yeah, but...
Are you worried about something?
Well, Kurz-kun is here and all,
so I wonder if they might be up to something...
You don't have to worry about that!
Even Weber-san wouldn't be that lewd.
Actually, I would be that lewd.
Our prey is on the move.
Heading for the open air bath on the west side.
Good, then we should move too.
Um, are you sure about this?
Don't worry. Now let's go!
Kurz.
Are you going to the bath?
Oh, so you wanna come too?
Then we'll give you a little taste of Heaven!
No, that's not what I meant.
Enjoy your bath like normal.
Nice and normal.
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
Come on, Kurz-san, let's go!
Yeah...
What peaceful scenery...
Wow! What a pretty view!
See? Didn't I tell you?
Hey, look over there! A river!
Oh yeah, you're right!
Don't lean over too much, you'll fall.
Yeah, yeah, we're fine!
This is a really nice place.
The water temperature's perfect too.
I can sit back and relax, and the air feels nice too.
I'm glad I came.
By the way, do you know what kind of benefits going into this spring is supposed to have?
I think it helps headaches and stiff shoulders.
Huh? You mean it's not for making your skin beautiful or anything?
But you don't have to worry about that. Your skin is already pretty!
Really? But my skin gets hurt so much in my job.
Oh yeah!
Tessa!
Stop being so shy and get out here, will you?
I'm sorry.
I guess open air baths make me a little nervous...
Is it all right?
It's fine! Come over here, I'll wash your back.
Oh, thank you.
Ow! Ow ow ow...
You're one hard-core klutz, aren't you?
Tessa, are you all right?
Yes. My butt hurts a little bit, though.
Where? Let me see.
Oh!
Hmm...
Melissa! Stop!
Please don't stare at me like that! No!
Looks like it's just a little scraped.
But you have really nice skin.
That's off limits!
Come on, let me see there too.
There too?
What if I do this? Does it hurt?
No, that's fine...
Kazama!
Hey! Snap out of it, Kazama!
She's the best...
What are you blabbering about?
Hey, Kurz-san, Kazama collapsed!
That proves he's nothing but a kid.
We're just getting started!
Uh, Kurz-san, your nose is bleeding.
Anyway, what should we do?
We won't reach unless we stand on each other's shoulders.
That's where these come in!
An electric drill and a fiber-optic scope? Oh, I see...
You carry around the same kind of stuff as Sagara...
Don't worry about it. Well, here we go.
Hey, Mao-san, your Japanese is pretty good.
Where did you learn it?
Men.
M-
M-E-
M-E-N.
Men?
Well, the secret to improving is learning while you're in bed.
No way!
Isn't it done yet?
Huh?
That's strange...
There's a metal plate inside!
What?
Maybe it's to keep guys from peeking in.
Something's strange...
This is military grade armor.
Right. If that's how it's gonna be...
Can you reach yet?
A little more...
Can you reach YET?
Just a little more!
I can't stand feeling THAT on the back of my head...
A little more!
A sentry gun? What kind of inn IS this?
What's he talking about?
I think it's just the latest security system...
What if I try to go around from here...
Damn, no openings at all.
Whoa!
This is like a feast!
Yeah! You're right!
It was worth coming all this way!
And the open-air bath was so relaxing.
Yes, that was a nice bath.
Do you want to go back in again later?
I'll go too!
Looks like we still have a chance.
Yeah.
But normal methods won't break through that security system.
We have to come up with a good plan.
But first, we eat.
Eat while you can, rookies.
If we can't attack from up close, we'll do it from a distance.
We can get them with night-vision scopes from the summit facing the inn.
The ideal observation points are here and here.
What about here?
If you go by a straight line, it's the closest.
No good.
That's in the west, and the topography makes it sunny, so the vegetation is thick.
We wouldn't be able to capture our target.
Oh, I see. You're pretty smart.
I'm a sniper! When it comes to reading maps, I really know my stuff!
Sniper?!
All right, prepare to move out!
Kurz.
Going to the bath again?
Yeah, that's right. Something wrong with that?
No, it's just...
Just what?
Enjoy your bath like normal.
Nice and normal.
Come on, Kurz, let's go!
Yeah!
Umm...
This one!
Woo hoo!
The Joker AGAIN?
He must like you or something.
I think the Joker fits YOU better!
What did you say?
There, there.
Women
Hey, don't you think Ono-D and the guys were acting kind of down earlier?
Oh, you thought so too?
I wonder why?
I don't know...
Let's go, Ren-san.
Oh, coming!
Kazama-kun didn't look too good.
I wonder if he got the chills...
Do you have the chills?
Watch where you step.
Kurz-san, at least let me use a flashlight!
No. We'll get spotted by the enemy.
But we have to hurry.
If we keep going so slow, they'll all be out of the bath by the time we get there.
Don't move, Ono-D, Kazama! It's a trap!
What's wrong, Kazama?
I think... I stepped on a land mine.
What?!
Land mine...
You mean THAT kind of land mine?
Hold on!
Where in the world can you find an inn booby-trapped with land mines?!
To put it bluntly, this has Sagara written all over it!
Yeah.
That bastard.
He came here yesterday, didn't he?
He won over the inn-keeper, and then carefully set his traps.
Is Mao in on it too?
Help me!
Don't worry! We won't abandon you!
There it is.
All right, Kazama.
Shift your weight slowly.
Got it? Very SLOWLY.
Just a little more...
What fools.
That's it! I can't take this anymore!
Even if I had infinite lives, it still wouldn't be enough!
Hey, yeah, why are we still alive?
Kazama.
I'm not going to force you to do anything.
But are you sure you want to run away now?
See, even I'm afraid of dying. And sometimes I want to run away.
But I think there are some things you just can't give up, even if you have to risk your life.
Something that makes you feel "As long as I can get through this, I can live my whole life with pride."
Having something like that you can get so passionate about is important, don't you think?
That's why I'm not going to give up.
That's why I'm going to fight.
Kurz-san...
It's not like me to say stuff like that.
Well anyway, I'm going to go on alone.
You two can just...
You guys...
Time is running out. This is our last chance.
Listen up.
I'm only going to say this once, so listen good.
Unyo!
She won AGAIN?
Considering the current situation, there's only one thing to do.
She's good.
We have to climb this slope and get our eyes on the target directly.
But they have that security system.
Yeah!
Right.
That's why we're going to use you two as decoys and climb this slope first.
That's no fair!
There's nothing to worry about.
There's a two-second time lag between the time the guns acquire their target and the time they fire.
And in those two seconds,
I'll find where they are,
and finish them off with THIS!
That's a VSS Vintorez!
But something like that is almost impossible!
I can do it. Trust me.
GO!
Where are you? Come on out!
Gotcha!
Don't stop! Keep going!
Little pests!
Damn, a land mine?
Kazama, get down!
Hey, are you all right, Ono-D?
Damn it!
Kurz-san!
Are you all right, Kurz-san?
I messed up.
Don't wimp out now!
Your butt was burned, that's all!
It's all right.
I know my body better than anyone.
Kurz-san?!
What are you hanging around here for?
If you don't hurry, you'll miss the target.
But...
GO! Do you want our deaths to go to waste?!
If you don't move it, I'll lose all respect for you!
Now GO!
Go and burn the image of those girls in your eyes! Then pass it on to the next generation!
Tell them about the victory we earned with our own hands!
Go on! Go! Don't just stand there! RUN!
What are you doing? Hurry up and go!
And you call yourself a MAN? Kazama!
That's it.
Run, Kazama.
Run...
I can see it!
I can see it, Kurz-san!
I can see the enemy!
I got it! The target!
It's right there!
The men's and women's baths switch at 10:00.
It seems like only yesterday when Testarossa-san came here as an exchange student.
But it's already time for her to go.
It was only for a short time, but did you have fun?
Yes...
Um, excuse me...
We've all prepared something for today...
What is it?
This is for you!
Good luck back home too!
Thanks. I'll do my best.
Thank you, everyone.
I'll remember this for the rest of my life!
Thank you, everyone.
I really, really mean it.
Good work, everyone. I'll take over command now.
Aye, ma'am!
The Captain shall now take command of this ship!
Start engine.
Start engine!
Starting engine!
Run a performance check on all links.
Captain.
What is it?
This is Damage Control. Preset the JDA.
How was your R&R?
It was nice. Very nice.
Set the Palladium Reactor's CND to idle.
Airlock check complete.
I will protect them, no matter what.
Commencing final check.
A Group: Check.
I'm glad to hear that.
B Group: Check.
C Group: Check.
Awaiting XO approval.
All checks complete, Captain.
Very well. Ahead one-third!
Aye, ma'am. Ahead one-third!
Ahead one-third!
I will protect them, no matter what.
That's everything.
Well, she's gone.
Yeah.
Feel more relaxed now?
I guess so.
But...
You're actually going to miss her a little, aren't you?
No, I don't really...
I will too.
I think I'm going to miss her a little bit too.
Preview
Duty and Humanity!
A world of manly chivalry.
You better swallow your spit!
Patience, patience and more patience!
But I'll give up without a struggle!
A light snow that soaks the heart!
So are you gonna let me handle this or not?
SHUT UP!
Next Time, "A Fancy Without Honor or Humanity"
We dedicate this story to late director Kinji Fukasaku.
Stop it! I don't think he'd appreciate that!
A Fancy Without Honor or Humanity